prettyaveragewhiteshark:

prettyaveragewhiteshark:

So turns out…..you guys are not gonna believe this…….but it turns out. Reading real books. Is good for you actually.

Let me be completely clear - I’m not being a sarcastic ass. I’m just realizing all over again, in real time, for myself, that reading a real life published book makes your neurons feel like they’re getting a spa day. Like I can feel my brain getting juicer and wrinklier with every page I turn. This shit is no joke, this is like hard drugs if hard drugs were good for you and made your brain feel revived and alive.

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kindly-whisper-norbury:

frontier001:

IS MOON DAY!!! MOOOOON DAY!!!! THE DAY OF MOOOOON! HAPPY MOON DAY 🌝 (we landed on the moon today in 1969)

Originally posted by seplaib

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balaclava-trismegistus:

its really bizarre how after a couple decades of mostly uncensored internet access and raunchy premium cable made it so nobody gives a shit about swearing, we’re now re-entering an era of quaint self-censorship in the name of platform marketability rather than politeness. im sure nobody actually cares. im sure none of the advertising dicks, or boardmembers, or anybody really cares that much personally. they just think it will scare people off somehow. so now grown adults are saying “h-e-double-hockey-sticks” ass bullshit on the same social media websites where they try to get their meat slonked and find a dealer.

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jcrewguy:

ALT

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birbologist:

birbologist:

people who call manual labor boring CLEARLY havent considered the advantages of mindlessly operating a vibrating machine for hours every day

JESUS FUCKING CRHIST I FORGOT MY PPE

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alphabetcompletionist:

iceslushii:

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iceslushii:

i love adding explosions mid sentence. like i could be in the middle of rambling about something or i could be attempting to be funny and then i’ll j💥

thank you. please dont do this to me

what is your problem

HELLO ????????

and you werent wrong. what the fuck

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP RSTUVWXY

24/26

graycatluna:

Hey, could you do me a favor?

Could you just RB this?

The little RB statistics chart is so pleasant and stimmy to look at and I want to see what it looks like when it gets really REALLY huge because it makes me think of some deep sea lifeform

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jaijabbers:

speakswords:

Just saw a Barbie ad here for the first time. It is starting, folks. They must already be desperate if they’re buying ad space on TUMBLR.

Do not reblog official marketing or ads from struck works

including (but not remotely limited to) Barbie. They are advertising here because their actors are on strike and will not promote their products.

Barbie is not a struck work. It is okay to reblog barbie content. It’s done and finished. Going to premiers for it is crossing the line. But going to the regular ass movie is not.

Read me and read me good: not seeing Barbie is a great way to show execs that we don’t care about writers and actors.

Let me say that again: going to see Barbie is GOOD for the strike. Many people who WORKED on barbie are striking. They probably have not been paid yet.

The unions HAVE NOT asked us to picket the movie. Just the premier.

The original post is disinformation.

I believe it to be coming from a good place but avoiding works that are NOT being struck is genuinely harmful to the cause.

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important-animal-images:

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zetsubonna:

daydreamingandprocrastination:

Lmao at these production companies trying to turn us against the striking writers “bUt tHeY’rE rUiNinG yOuR sHoWs! wHaT WilL yOu dO nOw?!”

Bitch we’re all reading public domain books on Tumblr together. We’ll be fine. Pay your fucking employees fairly.

maybe if you hadn’t spent the last 5-10 years creating and discarding every goddamn thing you got your hands on we could muster more upset but like, I will watch what y’all have- most of which you didn’t bother to finish btw- and then go back to Moby Dick and read Dracula again.

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coughloop:

ongakukan:

powerfulwizard:

Me to my girlfriend’s squishmellows the second she leaves the room

My therapist said that if you punch your pillow, you’re putting all your negative energy in it and putting your head on it will get you nightmares

you should get a better therapist

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the-emblematic:

One wild thing about Universal cutting up all those trees is I first heard about tree law like, maybe a month ago. One of my mutuals reblogged that one comic and my reaction was sort of mildly amused, but also a little confused as to why tree law seemed to be so popular of all things

It really feels like some great karmic entity leaned down and said hey here’s the set up to a joke that won’t get a punchline for a little while. But when it does you’re gonna love it

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junkbot3000:

slimegirlwarlock:

memorycycle:

adhd tip you can replace a “meal” with up to 3 hours of “the app” but watch out

okay done 👍 why am i hurts

Because of this post whenever I notice I’m mindlessly scrollling through social media instead of important things like eating I think the words “The App” repeatedly untill I close it

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